even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Photos By: kumaseenico
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGEL????
I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE!!
WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN
im becoming wet
i dont know what to do
OH MY JEBUS THIS IS WOW
haha this is awesome.
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
Unfortunate fortune cookies.
I laughed for like 30 minutes about this. It deserves more notes.
Please use gloves
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE